- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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[Set up] [No punch line]

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

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