How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

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What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

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A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

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How the hell do you know? What are you Nero? You are completely right! I was going to say I got no blue tie, but then I forgot you often call ribbons for ties... How? Should I be scared? I am not, no wonder you never felt human... I am shocked, I cant think straight I am confused and... Sorry Nero, Goodnight, if nothing else, you are no demon, but rather an angel, sweet dreams love. The solvemedia says the bible, this is freaky, my mind is numb.

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What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

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What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

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How long does it take a person to steal a television? Many variables could determine said ability to successfully steal a television. Such variables depend on sub-variables such as weight of the television, whether the television is a store, an upper-class citizen's home, or in a "ghetto" apartment. A main variable could be the race of the thief in question. African Americans are scientifically more likely to steal a television faster compared to a Caucasian. Yet a downside to being an African American is the fact that they are more likely to be called in for questioning or arrested on the spot at their broken down home. Caucasians are less likely to be questioned and if caught will most likely obtain the proper amount of bribery money in which to pay off the police.

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Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

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What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

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What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

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Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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