- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

yes i can connor, this is brett.

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

That's illegal What? Your mom

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