What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

Anti Joke

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