- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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