- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

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What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

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