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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

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