What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

Jeff

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

Suck pussy

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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