- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

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