- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

I agree to the terms and conditions

Skrillex.

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

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