- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

your no better than a cockroach

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

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