NASCAR being considered a sport.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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