what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

I? Everett

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

Has u seen my grammar?

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