- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

anti jokes are gay...your all gay

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

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