Antijokes...

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

Why did the cow cross the road? Because he escaped the farm and didn't know what else to do.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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