whats my name? Matt

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

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i have yougurt mit traktor

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

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Womens rights

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whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

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What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

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Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

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What do you call double A's? Batteries

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Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

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Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

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What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

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