- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

How about that airline food?

Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

Bob Saget that is all

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