how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

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whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

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what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

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Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

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Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

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Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

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Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

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Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

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What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

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Justin Bieber.

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knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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