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Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

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Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

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1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

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roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

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You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

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Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

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Diarrhea

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Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

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Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

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David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

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Dear 6, Please stop hitting on me, I heard you've done some pretty dirty stuff with 9. Sincerely, 7

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What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

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There were two friends, a girl and a boy. The girl had a ribbon tied to her neck, and every day the boy asked her why, yet she'd never tell him. They grew up together, and fell in love and still, she wouldn't tell him why she had the ribbon on her neck. They got married, and grew old, and still she wouldn't tell him. But one day, she said to him 'I'll show you why I keep this on my neck' and she took it off and her head fell off.

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Three women are sent to heaven. Theres a blond , brunette , and a redhead. There are 100 steps to heaven and on every step god tells you a joke and you cant laugh. The redhead makes it to step 23 then laughs. The brunette makes it to step 67 then laughs. Finally the blond make it all the way to the 100th step and before god can tell the joke she laughs. God asks why are u laughing? And the blond says " i just got the 1st one"!

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how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

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What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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