- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

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