Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

Here's a joke for you, my life...

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

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