- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

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What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

bronson watt walks into a bar.

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

Your mam is so fat.

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

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