Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

Women's rights.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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