I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

You had better thumbs up this post.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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