- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

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