Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

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- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

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who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

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A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

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wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

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Justin with a hat.

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"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

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Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

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What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

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"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

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John is at the movies, when he drops his cookie on the floor. A passer-bier accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his man. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. The man then proceeds to murder Terry.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

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What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

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A 14 year girl enjoys exploring the sexual regions of her body, whilst having one of her intimate sessions her brother walks into her room. Her brother was a rather sexual 17 year old, who has had sex with several different girls, and is not afraid to try new things. the brother says " get a room to his sister... oh wait" and walks out

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why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

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A kid walks in to a bar. The bartender asks the boy where his parents are and he replies that he does not know. They call the police who proceed to try to contact the boy's parents. They have gone missing so the boy must go up for adoption. He gets adopted by an abusive family and runs away. Without a family, job, or money, he could not afford a house. He lived alone in a box until he died of starvation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a depressed alcoholic drug addict whose children had all been diagnosed with a rare form of terminal brain cancer, and he decided to end it then and there by jumping in front of an approaching bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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