what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

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why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

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Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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how do you call someone? use a phone

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A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

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Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

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What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

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Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

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What comes after 69... Mouthwash

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

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Jeff

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

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why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

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ok... let me think of something good! Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below! ok... let me think of something good! Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below! ok lets... wait.. wtf I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Pick a number between 2 and 8. Now multiply that number by 9. Now add the 2 digits of that answer together. (example 18 is 1+8) Now subtract that answer number by 5. Now choose the letter below that corresponds to that answer. 1 = A 2 = B 3 = C 4 = D 5 = E 6 = F Now pick a country that starts with that letter. Now pick an animal where the first letter of the animals name is the last letter of the country's name. Now think of a color where the first letter of the colors name is the last letter of the animals name. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Are you thinking of an orange kangaroo from Denmark?

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Today, I was thirsty so I got in my kitchen and took a bottle of juice out of my refrigirator, I realised the bottle was empty, so I immediatly took a walk to the store and bought another bottle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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