- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

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How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

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