Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

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What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

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The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

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On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

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Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Why can't february march Because april may

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

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At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

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You know whats funny? Women's rights

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Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

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Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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