Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

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I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

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what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

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what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

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why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

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A Muslim, a Jew and a Christian are on an airplane talking about religion. The Jew tells the Christian he believes in a single holy entity. The Christian says he believe Christ is the Son of that very same entity. The Muslim says "When can I get out of this room?" because he's been detained at the airport due to religious profiling.

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Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

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Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

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What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

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Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

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Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

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Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

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Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

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2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

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Justin beiber comment if u get it

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Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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