What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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