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Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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