There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

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It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

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What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

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What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

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A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

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A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

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A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

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Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

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What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

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Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

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An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

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As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

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What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

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Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

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Anthony sucks

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Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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