- Anti Joke

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

What does greg and Ian have in common?

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

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