What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

womens rights

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

This is a joke.

Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

were at work systems r down

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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