- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

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