- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

Sixty... eight

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

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How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

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