- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

a. why? b. because

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

what do you do when you see a injured black man screaming in pain rolling on the ground assist him or call 911 depending how severe the injury is

A lonely man walks into a Self-Esteem class. He sits alone in the back because of his low self-esteem. Forever alone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why the fuck he crossed the road, I don't know what he is thinking.

A man and his wife are disagreeing about what type of car to get. The wife continously nags him about getting her something that will go from 0-200 in 4 seconds, so he gets her a scale and buys himself a truck, 1 min later an abulance is called because the wife hit the husband with his new car.

How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Jeff comes home from a long day at work. As a result he is very tired. So, he decides to go to bed.

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