- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

whats brown and booky a book.

what's black and can't swim?

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

a black man did not eat chicken.

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

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