tea with milk?

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

Wenis Penis

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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