- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

Poop

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

I used to know what alzheimers was

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

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