14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

I'm so full I could stop eating.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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