what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

*Brother comes downstairs wet and naked* Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

women's rights

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

You know whats annoying? Steve

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

hashtags suck balls

Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

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