- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

I have a phone, Don't know where it's at, Forever Alone FAPFAPFAP

Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

What did Osama Bin Laden say to his barber? ????? ??? ?????? ??? ?????, which, in their native language means, I would like to get a haircut.

whats worse than a worm in your apple..? getting shot..

Hi, this is Luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

A man walks into a bar. The bartender lights him on fire.

What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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