Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

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How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

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Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

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A man found out that he had hit the lottery and would be receiving 300 million dollars, but he had to fly to china to do so. The man took a plane to China from New York and would arrive within the next several hours. Meanwhile, in australia a god-cow was producing infinitely large amounts of concentrated milk. His milk was so infinitely large in mass that it collapsed on its own mass and turned into black hole; absorbing the entire Earth. The man never got to receive his money from winning the lottery

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

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What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

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"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

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Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

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A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

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Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

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Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

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A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

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karn chevalier

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

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Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

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Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

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What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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