Bob Saget that is all

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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69

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

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Regarding the "I will violate you, your children and your parent if you thumb me red" comment belo. I had a green thumb, I know because I gave it to myself because I am awesome... Now I got none... I person that this this, I cannot wait to X-mas where I will be violating them all, tell them, and as thus remind you that this was their Christmas present from you... Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: Yes, I am your neigbor... I cant wait for slot number 24 on my christmas calendar... There is a picture of you and your family... Yummy!

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