why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

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What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

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Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

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A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

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why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

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Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

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What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

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What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

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A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

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My, you you... SEDUCER! XD, and there I go proving your point by going uppercase XD

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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