- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

I have aids

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

Your mom is so old she died

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??