- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

Your mom is so old she died

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

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