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why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

Read a Book.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

Homo say what?

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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