- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

What happened to my sunglasses?

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

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