- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

poop.

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

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