I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

A black guy, a Latino guy and an Asian guy all walk in a bar. What do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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