Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

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What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

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Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

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A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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