- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

whats white jizz

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

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