If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

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Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

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1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

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what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

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Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

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Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

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Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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