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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

But who would want to sell us out and why?

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

If I had a nickel for every time I heard that... I'd most likely have no money as I would spend it all on cocaine.

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