so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

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What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

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Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

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what?

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Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

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Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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