what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

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What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

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What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

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What do blueberries, oranges, watermelons, doors, curtains, backpacks, spoons, asian men, bicycles, asian men on bicycles, shrimp, books, eagles, dinosaurs, watermelons wearing backpacks filled with shrimp and orange spoons, feet, limes, binders, paper, candles, chicken nuggets, tvs, chairs, floors, refridgerators, and humidifiers have in common? Barnes and Noble

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What did the Asian say after he had a nightmare? Nothing his nightmare was actually reality and a dishwasher fell on him and killed him.

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The worst part of waking up, Is no Folgers in your cup.

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There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

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2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

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Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has cancer."

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There once was an old man. He had worked hard his whole life to make sure his children got everything they needed, and that they were always happy. He had a beautiul life and a great big house with a marvelous view of the ocean. In time his kids moved away, and his wife died. The old man was left all by himself in the great big house, and sometimes the emptiness of the house reminded him of the emptiness of his own heart. He very seldom cried though, and kept all of his emotions inside. One day it all became to much for him and he took his own life in the silence of his great big empty house. I was that ocean.

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What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

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If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

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Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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