- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a jew, and a pirate walk into a bar. An exchange of dialogue occurs with the bartender and hilarity ensues.

what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

Your friend says "Hi" What do you say back? You say "chunky salsa?" She said "what?" You think she knows you made out with her boyfriend last night. So... You blurt out " I'm SO sorry I made out with your boyfriend lastnight" Know.... Your dead meat.

Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

What happened to the child who was rushed into hospital with a deadly disease? He pulled through. I'ts depressing to be constantly hearing sad anti jokes, so here is a nice one. The child in question lived to eighty one, had a great life and a good job. See, it's nice to read a happy anti joke!

What's orange and not an orange? An orange.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

What's city is in New York New York City

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Knock Knock. Shut up.

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

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