- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

i like it in the mouth

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??