- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

why did katy fall off her bike?

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

How high is the sky? True or False

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

knock knock? come in

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

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