- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

Abortion.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

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