- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

A mormon walks into a bar.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

A storm be brewin!

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

The queen having a shit

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

How do you kill a lawyer? Stab him 50 times in the chest, slit him open and take all of his organs out one by one. Burn what you have left. That should do the trick. OMG I AM EVIL

What do you call sad communities that have to share resources? Communists.

it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

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