How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

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Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

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A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

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Canadians

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Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

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What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

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Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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A fat guy!

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

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Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

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If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

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Ready for something funny? nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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