- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

what is orange? an orange

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

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