- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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