- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

knock knock? come in

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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