Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

What's worse than this That :(

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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