How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

Your face

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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