What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

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What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

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Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

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Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

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Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

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women's rights

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Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

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An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

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Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

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How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

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Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

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What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

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What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

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I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

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What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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