Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

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what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

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How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

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Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

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What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

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Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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