- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Your mom.

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

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