- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

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