What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

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XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

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yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

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What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

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Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

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How will the world end? That information is unknown

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We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

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Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

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sky silverstein

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Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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