- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

What's brown an sticky Shit

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

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