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What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

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Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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Connor is homosexuaI

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How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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I had 99 problems Solved them all

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

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your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

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What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

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What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

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Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

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What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

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Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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13 =B you just learned something

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Guy A: Why is 6 scared of 7? Guy B: Because 7, 8, 9? Guy A: No, numbers don't have feelings Guy C: That's so dumb Guy A: Hey you know what, this is an A and B conversation so... Guy C: So C your way out? Guy D: Yeah, before D and E come and F U up! Guy E: Are you guys high or something? Guy F: Dude, I'm a girl, F stand for female (Author): Oops sorry Girl F: Thanks Guy G: Mind Blown O_O

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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