- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

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