WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

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i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

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I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

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What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

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What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

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How high is the sky? True or False

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Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

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Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

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"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

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13 =B you just learned something

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

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I had 99 problems Solved them all

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Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

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Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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