yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

sky silverstein

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

How will the world end? That information is unknown

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

A seal walks into a club.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

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