Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

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What's brown an sticky Shit

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...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

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4 hours later.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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what is big round and fat? Your MOM

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

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an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

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If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

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What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

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Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

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a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

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Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

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What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

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Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

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knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

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what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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