Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

A drunk guy walks into a car

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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