Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Katy Perry

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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