- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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