If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Daniel is a fag

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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