- Anti Joke

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

wanna hear a better joke? casey.

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick