Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

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Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

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Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

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I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

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What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

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Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

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Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

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Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

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NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

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A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

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Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

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How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

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Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

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You dropped something.... Yo lip

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what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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