if you have two gay people, would their kid be gay too? oh wait....

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What starts with a 's' and ends in 'ex'? Sex -XH

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Whats grosser than a bloody hand? 2 bloody hands.

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What did the black guy say when he failed his math test? Crap, I failed my math test!

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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mark is life

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they're dead. idiot.

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What did the blind man say when you asked hi his favorite color? Nothing he is death too

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What did George Washington say to his men before they got on a boat? Men, get on the boat

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How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking

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Whats funnier than throwing a baby off the top of a building? The sound it makes when it hits the ground.

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No pen- no notes No notes- no study No study- no good grades No good grades- no diploma No diploma- no job No job- no money No money- no food No food- really skinny Really skinny- ugly Ugly- no wife No wife- no kids No kids- lonely Lonely- death No pen=death

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A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

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A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

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Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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gingers

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A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

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