The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

noah is a scrub jungle

What's old and wrinkly? old people

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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