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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

A seal walks into a club.

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

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