Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

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Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

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A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

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What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

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So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

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I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

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What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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sky silverstein

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What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

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whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

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Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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