i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

A seal walks into a club.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

Not lying Red, I have my contacts, I am a "facilitator", I pull strings for my employers, and sure the FBI has me on their files, after all we have cooperated with them. Not because I wanted to, but because its my job, and it helps me use the best of my abilities and limited education (I am technically an educated lawyer, and not an agent).

I put my baby in a microwave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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