- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

why did katy fall off her bike?

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

How high is the sky? True or False

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

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