I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

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A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

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Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

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Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

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Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

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what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

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A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

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How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

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POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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