- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

boner

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??